That's Fucked Up

"He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us."

June 2026

Supreme Court overturned Humphrey’s Executor, letting Trump remove independent agency heads at will. Iran war: ceasefire deal signed, then broke down into tit-for-tat strikes; Strait of Hormuz repeatedly closed/reopened; Senate war-powers votes largely symbolic. Immigration enforcement: $70B “Secure America Act” funds ICE/CBP through 2029; rising detention deaths, surveillance spending, family…

June 30, 2026

  • Supreme Court rules Trump can fire leaders of independent agencies — ending 91 years of precedent — In Trump v. Slaughter, a 6-3 majority overturned Humphrey’s Executor (1935), which had shielded multi-member independent agency heads from at-will presidential removal. The case arose from Trump’s 2025 firing of FTC Commissioner Rebecca Slaughter via email. About 24 agencies share the FTC’s structure — including the FCC, FEC, NLRB, CPSC, and CFTC — all now exposed to politicized removal. Dissent by Sotomayor, Kagan, and Jackson: “The Court gives the President a power unknown even to the English Crown.”

June 29, 2026

  • Trump sons cash in on $1.6 billion federal mining deal — Up to $1.6B in US federal financing approved before the deal was even signed. Trump/Lutnick families tied to at least 14 companies receiving over $8.9B in federal support since January 2025 — pattern, not single transaction.

  • Beware the Purging of General Donahue — NYT opinion: Iran war damage Iran inflicted on US is greater than US inflicted on Iran by certain metrics; Hegseth flu-vaccine optional policy already led to 275 cases at Lackland AFB. Pattern: ideology over military readiness.

  • Kaine says Hegseth ‘grudge’ against Army looks ‘personal’ — Sen. Tim Kaine on Face the Nation: Hegseth “served in the Army, he felt like he wasn’t treated well… that’s a grudge he’s carried that he’s described publicly.” Concrete charge that personal animus, not strategy, drove the Donahue ouster.

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June 18, 2026

  • Read: The full text of the U.S.-Iran deal memorandum of understanding — 14 points. Headline terms: Strait of Hormuz reopens, US naval blockade lifts, oil-export restrictions temporarily lifted, $300B Iran reconstruction fund (conditional on a final nuclear deal), 60-day window to negotiate the nuclear annex. What’s NOT in the text: ballistic missiles, support for proxies/militias, Hezbollah, Houthi attacks on Red Sea shipping. Trump told reporters Wednesday “missiles aren’t the problem” — a direct reversal of every Iran-deal redline he’s set since the first term.

  • Trump administration removed dozens of national park exhibits that ‘disparage’ US (Reuters) — Court-ordered inventory disclosed Wednesday: 51 exhibits pulled from 37 NPS sites under Trump’s “inappropriately disparage Americans past or living” EO. Federal judge last week ordered them reinstalled by July 3 — pace of compliance unknown. NPS is litigating the EO’s First Amendment problems on multiple fronts.

  • Six House Democrats denied access to detainees at Delaney Hall (POLITICO) — Six members of Congress conducting an 8 USC 1357(a)(1) oversight visit to the NJ ICE facility were turned away from interviewing detainees Wednesday. Statutory authority of members to inspect immigration facilities is well-established; refusing access is a violation Democrats are documenting for the next NDAA/DHS funding cycle.

June 16, 2026

  • Trump strips job protections from 8,000 federal workers (NPR) — June 3 executive order officially moved ~8,000 high-ranking civil servants into Schedule Policy/Career — the rebranded Schedule F. These are GS-14 and GS-15 policy-influencing roles across agencies. Now fireable for any reason. OPM had estimated up to 50,000 total reclassifications when it finalized the rule in February; this is the first formal batch.

June 15, 2026

  • Trump marks 80th birthday with UFC Freedom 250 spectacle on White House South Lawn (USA Today via MSN) — Seven-fight card. UFC’s parent company tells reporters it expects to lose money — costs ballooned past the initial $60M estimate. White House says no taxpayer dollars beyond “normal employee duties,” but Mehta court filings from Friday’s dismissed lawsuit acknowledged “significant government resources and manpower” deployed. Trump reportedly bought UFC parent company stock this spring while promoting the event; spokesperson says assets are in a trust managed by his children.

June 14, 2026

  • U.S. deports migrants from Afghanistan, Iran, other countries to violence-torn CAR (CBS) — Continues the South Sudan / Eswatini / Rwanda pattern: send people with home-country protection claims to a third country with no legal connection. CAR’s compensation for accepting the flight has not been disclosed. Operation taking place while US bombs Iran and the State Department officially recognizes Iranian dissidents as persecuted.

  • Trump’s UFC fight turns White House into a cage match — Dana White personally curated the card; UFC’s regulatory regime nominally requires sanctioning bodies, but DC’s sports-commission status for a federal-land event remains unaddressed. No public information on fighter pay or how the event squares with anti-deficiency rules for use of government property; the lawsuit (Mehta, D.D.C.) was dismissed on standing Friday, not on the merits.

June 13, 2026

  • Workers stripped Trump’s name from the Kennedy Center in a predawn operation Saturday — Less than six months after the name went up. Followed a missed Friday midnight deadline (Kennedy Center had asked the judge for a 12-hour extension citing DC thunderstorms; appeals court rejected the last-ditch stay request). Judge Christopher Cooper’s May ruling: the Center cannot be renamed without an act of Congress.

  • Federal judge in Virginia indefinitely blocks Trump’s $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” fund — Judge Leonie Brinkema extended her earlier TRO, giving the administration one week to provide a sworn statement the fund won’t go forward. The fund was created via reconciliation specifically to resolve Trump’s own lawsuit against the IRS over his tax-return leak — i.e., Congress appropriated $1.8B to settle the president’s personal grievance.

  • Judge rejects legal effort to cancel UFC at the White House — Sunday’s “Freedom 250” headlines: 7 UFC matches on the South Lawn, an octagon cage in front of the residence, 5,000-seat structure overlooking the Truman Balcony, and Trump compared the temporary arena to the Eiffel Tower on national TV. Birthday gift to himself, framed as a 250th anniversary celebration. Trump himself is skipping the Vance Iran-deal signing in Europe to host.

June 11, 2026

  • Iran’s joint military command declares Strait of Hormuz closed to all shipping — “any vessel attempting passage will be shot at” — First time since the war began that Tehran has issued a formal, no-exceptions closure order covering oil tankers and commercial vessels. Replaces the de-facto blockade (which was running at 2% of pre-war volume — just 2 transits on June 7 vs. typical 94/day) with explicit kinetic threats. Strait has now been closed/effectively closed for 102 days; war-risk insurance for VLCCs at ~$2.5M, 8x pre-crisis, with 6 P&I clubs withdrawing cover entirely.

  • Trump signs $70 billion Secure America Act, funding ICE/CBP through end of his term — Oval Office signing Wednesday. $38B ICE + $26B Border Patrol + $5B “unforeseen costs.” Front-loads three years of routine funding so Democrats cannot use appropriations as leverage again before 2029. Combined with last year’s OBBBA ($170B over four years), DHS is now the most heavily funded enforcement apparatus in US history. Bill’s stated target: deport ~1 million people per year. Includes a $350M dedicated fund for operations against sanctuary cities. No body cameras, no warrant requirements for home entries, no mask ban.

  • Homan announces planned ICE surge into New York City — Operational plan reportedly already reviewed; timing undisclosed. NYC Mayor Adams’ position not stated; Hochul’s office reiterated state policy requiring constitutional compliance and opposition to mass-enforcement actions affecting law-abiding communities. Follows the pattern (LA, DC, Chicago, Memphis, Portland-attempted, Minneapolis) of surging federal enforcement into Democratic cities.

June 10, 2026

  • House passes $70 billion immigration enforcement bill 214-212 — heads to Trump for signature — The “Secure America Act” gives ICE $38.5 billion and Border Patrol $22.6 billion through the end of Trump’s term (FY2029). This is ON TOP of the $75 billion ICE received last year via the “One Big Beautiful Bill,” making it by far the most heavily funded law enforcement agency in history. Passed via reconciliation — no filibuster, no Democratic votes, no reforms. Ends the 115-day funding standoff that began after the Minneapolis ICE shootings. Key provisions NOT included: body cameras, warrant requirements for entering homes, ban on agents wearing masks. Sen. Murkowski was the only Republican to oppose. Speaker Johnson said Republicans “took away” Democrats’ ability to “take hostage” immigration funding for the rest of Trump’s term. ICE officials already have a “shopping list” including wearable headset displays and targeting data.

  • DOGE cut the screwworm surveillance program and the Uvalde monitoring office — then ignored ranchers’ warnings as the parasite moved north — DOGE eliminated funding for USAID-backed NWS monitoring and containment work in Central America and slashed roughly 15% of USDA’s workforce (~15,000 employees), including animal-disease surveillance staff. Texas state Rep. James Talarico said DOGE specifically “cut the office in Uvalde, Texas, that’s tasked with monitoring this New World Screwworm.” Ranchers reportedly warned the administration the parasite was approaching the border for months and were ignored. Despite 100 million sterile flies/week being dispersed in Mexico, the parasite advanced 1,100+ miles from southern Mexico to Texas in the funding gap.

June 9, 2026

  • Trump claims U.S. will “declare total victory” over Iran within two weeks — Said at a tele-rally for South Carolina Republicans on Monday night, on the 102nd day of the Iran “excursion”. Reuters previously reported the war ended with Iran’s enriched uranium stockpile and ballistic missile capability intact — neither of the stated US/Israel war objectives achieved. War death toll to date: 1,700+ Iranian civilians, 1,500+ Lebanese, 13 U.S. service members.

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  • Trump admin re-separated dozens of families reunited under court order — Eight years after Trump’s first-term family separation policy ended under global pressure, an AP investigation found the administration has re-separated dozens of children from their parents — including families who were previously reunited under a court settlement. Some parents were deported despite being legally protected from removal. The process included ending legal services funding, charging families $1,000 each, and increasing hearing frequency until compliance broke down.

  • Trump nominates Todd Blanche as permanent Attorney General — Trump announced at a White House dinner June 4 that he will formally nominate Blanche — his former personal criminal defense lawyer who led Trump’s 2024 hush money defense — as the permanent AG. Blanche has been serving in an acting capacity since Trump fired Pam Bondi in April over the Epstein files. Critics note the pick represents the unprecedented step of putting the president’s personal defense attorney in charge of the nation’s law enforcement apparatus.

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June 3, 2026

  • Trump Signs Executive Order Removing Civil Service Protections from ~8,000 Federal Workers — The order puts high-ranking career civil servants in policy-making roles into an at-will “Schedule Policy/Career” category, stripping the job protections that require cause for termination. Administration officials said the ~8,000 positions listed in an appendix are the full scope — but acknowledged the president could expand the list at any time. DOGE and the administration have sought this authority since the first term; prior attempts under “Schedule F” were reversed by Biden. Unions and watchdog groups expect immediate court challenges.

June 2, 2026

  • ICE protesters trigger DHS threat to remove airport agents ahead of World Cup — The threat was publicly discussed on Fox News on May 26 by Mullin as an effort to pressure jurisdictions over immigration cooperation. International airports rely on federal officers to inspect passports, process arrivals, and screen for security risks. No teams have been relocated yet, but no contingency plan exists.

  • U.S., Iran intensify attacks as ceasefire frays, peace talks stall — CENTCOM said it defeated Iranian ballistic missiles and drones and struck a military ground control station on Qeshm Island. Iran also targeted a vessel (“Panaya”) with missiles, claiming retaliation for a U.S. attack on an Iranian tanker near Hormuz. The IRGC also struck the U.S. Fifth Fleet HQ and airbases in the region. Analysts: the conflict has “hardened into a stalemate” three months in.

June 1, 2026

  • Trump Edits Proposed U.S.-Iran Memorandum of Understanding — Third Round of Changes Sent to Tehran — Per CBS/Axios, Trump’s edits focused on the Strait of Hormuz and removal of Iran’s highly enriched uranium — the two hardest sticking points. The broad 60-day ceasefire extension framework also includes sanctions waivers and frozen asset access for Iran tied to diplomatic progress. Trump told Lara Trump in a taped interview he was in “no hurry” to make a deal, despite a Friday deadline he himself set passing without resolution.

  • Park Service Officials Raised Alarms Over Trump Admin’s Rock Creek Tennis Center Plan — WaPo investigation published this morning: internal documents show government officials flagged that the administration steered a federally-owned parkland lease through an unusually accelerated process that favored a businessman with a direct financial interest in the site. Follows a pattern of no-bid park contracts benefiting Trump-connected developers.

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