That's Fucked Up

"He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us."

April 2026

April 30, 2026

  • US gas jumps to highest price since 2022 as Trump mulls extended blockade of Iranian ports — Gas briefly fell to $4.02 after the April 8 ceasefire; breakdown of face-to-face talks sent prices shooting back up. Gas at $8+ per gallon in Los Angeles. Trump posted an AI image of himself holding a gun with the caption “NO MORE MR. NICE GUY” alongside a threat: “Iran better get smart soon!”

  • Gulfport family detained by ICE after New Orleans court hearing; attorney arrested while recording — A Honduran family that has lived in Gulfport, Mississippi since 2021 was detained immediately after their immigration hearing on April 16. Their attorney, Natasha Porsche, was arrested and cited for “assaulting a federal officer” while filming the detention. ICE had no deportation order in evidence; the judge reset the case. Parents are in separate Louisiana detention centers; their teenage son is now caring for his younger siblings alone.

April 29, 2026

  • DOJ secures second Comey indictment — this time over a seashell Instagram post — A federal grand jury in North Carolina indicted the former FBI director on two counts under 18 U.S.C. § 871 (threatening the president) for a now-deleted 2025 Instagram post showing beach shells arranged to read “86 47” — a common anti-Trump slogan meaning “remove the 47th president.” The DOJ argued the image “a reasonable recipient would interpret as a serious expression of an intent to do harm.” Legal experts and civil liberties advocates call it a gross overreach; the original first Comey indictment was on separate charges.

  • Trump approval hits new second-term low as war and inflation drag — 39% approve, 58% disapprove per NYT polling average as of late April. Specific issue numbers: 27% approve of his handling of inflation (down from 44% at term start), 31% approve on Iran war. Silver Bulletin net approval at -16.3. WHCA dinner shooting did not produce a polling “rally-round-the-flag” effect.

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  • Trump: Iran Wants Hormuz Open to Make $500M/Day — That’s Why We Keep the Blockade — In a Truth Social post, Trump argued Iran only claims it wants Hormuz closed to “save face,” claiming Iranian officials had privately said they wanted it open. He framed the extended blockade as economic leverage. Iran disputes this framing entirely and has tied Hormuz reopening to lifting the US blockade — a condition Trump has rejected.

  • Trump Tariffs Amount to Average $1,500 Tax Increase Per U.S. Household in 2026 — Tax Foundation’s updated tracker shows Trump’s cumulative tariffs — now maintained via Section 122 of the 1974 Trade Act after SCOTUS killed IEEPA tariffs — represent the largest US tax increase as a share of GDP since 1993. The burden is compounded by war-driven energy prices. Center for American Progress notes inflation is running nearly a full point higher than it otherwise would be due to combined tariff and war effects.

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  • Trump Says He’ll Issue Mass Pardons at End of His Presidential Term — Per a Wall Street Journal report, Trump has told advisers in casual settings that he’ll “pardon everyone who has come within 200 feet of the Oval Office” before leaving office. He’s already granted clemency to 1,800+ people in this term, beginning with 1,500 January 6 participants. White House called it “a joke” while noting “the president’s pardon power is absolute” — which is exactly the kind of hedge that signals it’s not entirely a joke.

  • War Ended With Iran’s Enriched Uranium Stockpile and Missile Capability Intact — Neither the US nor Israel’s stated war objectives — preventing Iranian nuclear capability, toppling the regime — were achieved. Iran burned US flags celebrating its own “victory” even as Trump claimed “total and complete victory.” The contradiction in victory narratives signals a fragile and contested end to a 45-day war that killed 1,700+ Iranian civilians (including 254 children), 1,500+ Lebanese, and 13 US service members.

  • DHS Deported a US Citizen to Mexico After Threatening Him With Prison Time — Brian Morales, 25, born in Denver, was stopped at a Texas traffic stop with a construction crew and deported April 7 despite telling three separate agents he was a US citizen and offering to retrieve his birth certificate. Agents allegedly threatened him with a fraud charge and five years in prison if he didn’t sign voluntary removal papers.

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  • Jobs Report: DOGE Cuts Continue to Show Up in Employment Data — The Trump administration’s Department of Government Efficiency initiative’s legacy of rolling back federal staffing continues to weigh on the jobs numbers, per the April 3 report. Federal employment fell for the fourth consecutive month. (New York Times)

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