That's Fucked Up

"He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us."

March 2026

The U.S. is waging an undeclared war on Iran with no clear endgame, while simultaneously experiencing a DHS/TSA shutdown causing airport chaos, an aggressive ICE detention expansion with documented civil rights abuses, a Supreme Court rebuke on tariffs, and mass protests. Oil prices have surged ~54%, inflation is climbing, and…

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  • Pentagon Deploys 1,000+ Troops from 82nd Airborne to Middle East — The US military is preparing to send at least 1,000 paratroopers from the 82nd Airborne Division — trained to jump into contested areas to seize airfields — to the region in the coming days. Up to 5,000 additional Marines (amphibious assault trained) and thousands of sailors are also deploying, raising total US force in the region to potentially 60,000+.

  • SAVE America Act Is Jim Crow’s Comeback — A trial run of the DOGE algorithm to flag non-citizen voters incorrectly flagged more than 50% of legal voters as potentially ineligible. The bill is on the Senate floor but unlikely to pass; Murkowski already voted no, and McConnell privately opposes it. Trump has said the bill would “guarantee GOP midterm wins.”

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  • Trump Extends Power Plant Strike Deadline by 5 Days After “Very Good” Talks with Iran — Hours before his 48-hour ultimatum expired Monday, Trump announced the US and Iran had held “very good and productive conversations” about a “complete and total resolution.” He gave Iran five more days — pushing the new deadline to Friday — before he would order strikes on Iranian power plants. He did not announce a broader ceasefire, and strikes continued overnight. (NYT)

  • Iran State TV: “Trump Backed Down Out of Fear” — Iranian state broadcaster IRIB ran an on-screen graphic declaring: “Trump, out of fear of Iran’s response, backed down from his 48-hour ultimatum.” Tehran has consistently threatened to strike desalination plants, regional energy infrastructure, and any country hosting US forces if power plants are hit. (Newsday/AP)

  • Trump Deploys ICE Agents to Airports Starting Monday — Trump announced Sunday he would send ICE agents to US airports starting Monday to cover staffing gaps left by unpaid TSA officers. Trump said ICE will do security “like no one has ever seen before, including the immediate arrest of all Illegal Immigrants.” Border czar Tom Homan confirmed the deployment Monday. (Axios / UPI)

  • Trump Demands SAVE Act Be Bundled With DHS Funding — No Deal Without It — Just as bipartisan shutdown talks were intensifying Sunday, Trump posted on Truth Social demanding any DHS funding deal must also pass the SAVE Act — requiring voter ID, citizenship proof to vote, no mail-in voting, all paper ballots, no trans athletes, and an end to “transgender mutilation of children.” He declared it “far more important than anything else we are doing in the Senate.” Democrats immediately rejected the linkage, calling the SAVE Act “voter suppression.” (Politico / Newsweek)

  • Trump Calls Democrats “Greatest Enemy” of America — While the country is at war with Iran, Trump declared on Truth Social: “Now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the Radical Left, Highly Incompetent, Democrat Party!” (Yahoo News / CNN)

  • ICE Now Holds 72,000+ People Across 220+ Detention Sites — A major NPR investigation maps ICE’s rapidly expanding detention footprint: 220+ sites nationwide, with the detained population doubling from 37,000 to 72,000+ since January 2026. The administration is pushing to expand further toward 92,600 beds. Communities near proposed facilities are organizing resistance, but facing federal pressure and limited legal tools. (NPR)

March 21, 2026

  • Former FBI director Robert Mueller dies. Says Trump: ‘I’m glad he’s dead’ — Robert Mueller, former FBI director and special counsel who led the investigation into Russian interference in the 2016 election, died Friday at age 81. His two-year probe concluded in 2019, resulting in 37 indictments and seven guilty pleas. Upon hearing of his death, Trump posted on Truth Social: “Good, I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!” (LA Times)

  • Trump Gives Iran 48-Hour Ultimatum: Open Strait of Hormuz or US Will “Obliterate” Power Plants — Late Saturday night, Trump posted on Truth Social that the US would “hit and obliterate” Iran’s power plants — “starting with the biggest one first!” — if it didn’t fully open the Strait of Hormuz within 48 hours. This comes barely 24 hours after Trump claimed the war was “winding down.” (Reuters)

  • Trump Threatens to Deploy ICE Agents to Airports by Monday If Shutdown Continues — President Trump announced Saturday he will send Immigration and Customs Enforcement officers to airport security checkpoints by Monday unless Congress funds DHS. Trump said ICE agents would “do security like no one has ever seen before.” Critics note ICE is not trained for passenger screening, and the move would further militarize a civil function while injecting deportation enforcement into airport security lines. (CNN / The Guardian / POLITICO)

  • Trump Admin Systematically Stripping Legal Immigrants of Status — A Guardian investigation documents how Trump policies — many actively challenged in court — are rendering thousands of people suddenly undocumented who had legal status: TPS terminations, visa revocations, changed processing rules, and new grounds for deportation. “Countless numbers [are] suddenly finding themselves undocumented, or about to be, and under threat of deportation.” (The Guardian)

March 20, 2026

  • Trump Calls NATO Allies “COWARDS” for Not Sending Warships to Hormuz — Trump posted “COWARDS, and we will REMEMBER!” on Truth Social after NATO allies declined to commit warships to clearing the Strait of Hormuz. He also said he was “very surprised” Australia hadn’t sent ships.

  • Trump Invokes Pearl Harbor in Meeting with Japanese PM — During a White House bilateral meeting with Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi, Trump defended not informing allies about US strikes on Iran by invoking the 1941 Pearl Harbor attack, turning to Takaichi and saying “Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn’t you tell me about Pearl Harbour, OK? Right?”

  • Trump Says US Is Considering “Winding Down” War — Then Deploys More Marines — Trump posted on Truth Social Friday that the US was “getting very close to meeting our objectives” and considering “winding down” military efforts. Hours earlier he had told reporters there was no ceasefire consideration. Meanwhile, the USS Boxer with thousands of Marines from the 11th Marine Expeditionary Unit left California heading for the Persian Gulf. This is in addition to the USS Tripoli group (2,500+ Marines) en route from Japan and 50,000+ troops already in the region.

  • US Lifts Sanctions on 140 Million Barrels of Iranian Oil at Sea — The Trump administration temporarily suspended sanctions on Iranian oil and petroleum products already loaded on ships before March 20, in effect through April 19. It’s the third sanctions waiver in two weeks. Brent crude has risen ~54% since the war began, settling at $112/barrel Friday. The administration’s “maximum pressure” campaign has effectively been abandoned in real time.

  • Trump Admin Declares Wartime Emergency to Bypass Congress on $23B Middle East Arms Sales — The administration invoked wartime emergency authority for the second time to push through over $23 billion in weapons sales to Middle East allies, circumventing the normal congressional notification process.

  • 366 TSA Officers Have Quit Since Shutdown Began — DHS itself posted the figure on X. The mass attrition is accelerating as workers go without pay during spring break, one of the busiest travel periods of the year.

  • Trump Plans $38 Billion on ICE Detention Centers — 92,600 Bed Capacity — The administration plans to spend over $38 billion on detention centers in year two, expanding total ICE bed capacity to 92,600.

  • Trump Stacks Board of Immigration Appeals, Slashes Due Process — An NPR analysis found Trump has slashed the number of judges on the Board of Immigration Appeals and replaced them with political appointees, tightening the due process available to immigrants appealing deportation.

March 19, 2026

  • Netanyahu Claims Israel “Acted Alone” on South Pars Strike — NYT Reports US Knew — Netanyahu publicly said Israel acted without US knowledge in bombing Iran’s South Pars gas field (the world’s largest), while Trump posted on Truth Social that the US “knew nothing about it.” Three Israeli officials subsequently told the NYT the strike was coordinated with the Trump administration in advance. Trump either lied to the public or was deceived by Netanyahu — neither is reassuring.

  • Democrats Propose Funding All of DHS Except ICE and CBP — House Democrats forced a vote on partial DHS funding that excludes ICE and Customs and Border Protection — a pressure tactic aimed at restoring TSA, FEMA, and Coast Guard while denying funds to the enforcement agencies Democrats blame for the Minnesota deaths.

  • Trump Fired the Social Security Inspector General to Suppress a Damning Report — The Washington Post revealed that a Social Security Administration IG report documenting DOGE’s damage to SSA — including mass firings of phone and in-person caseworkers and a surge in wait times — was modified after the agency reviewed it. The SSA IG office has also been investigating a DOGE member for allegedly having improper access to sensitive Social Security data.

  • Government Watchdogs Losing Independence — IG Offices Lost 16.6% of Workforce — Inspectors general offices across the federal government have lost 16.6% of their staffing since January 2025, a higher rate than the overall federal workforce reduction. IGs are the primary independent oversight mechanism for federal agencies — their systematic gutting removes the last check on DOGE-era agency actions. Courts are still adjudicating the legality of earlier mass firings.

March 18, 2026

  • Trump Threatens to “Massively Blow Up” Entirety of South Pars if Iran Strikes Qatar’s LNG — In a late-night statement, Trump pledged no further Israeli strikes on South Pars — unless Iran attacks Qatar’s LNG infrastructure. “In which instance the United States of America, with or without the help or consent of Israel, will massively blow up the entirety of the South Pars Gas Field at an amount of strength and power that Iran has never seen or witnessed before.” He claimed he didn’t know the strike was going to happen. (The Guardian)

  • Oil and Gas Prices Surge — Analysts Warn of Structural Damage to Global Energy — Oil and gas prices surged again on Day 20 as markets absorbed Iranian retaliatory strikes on Gulf energy infrastructure. The war has now moved beyond the Strait of Hormuz blockade and into direct strikes on production and refining capacity across multiple allied nations. (AP)

  • “The Quietest Government Shutdown in American History” — Day 34, No Deal — The American Prospect documents how 34 days of DHS defunding — 100,000+ workers without pay, TSA lines lasting hours, airports in chaos — has received a fraction of the media coverage of typical government shutdowns. Democrats blocked DHS funding after ICE agents killed two US citizens during enforcement operations. The White House, recognizing the PR damage, has quietly stopped calling it “mass deportation.” (The American Prospect)

  • Senate GOP Divided Over SAVE Act — Thune Threatens to Use It as Midterm Weapon — Senate Majority Leader Thune told Democrats to “get on board” or face attacks in the 2026 midterms over the bill. Tensions are boiling within the Republican conference, with members skeptical of the political strategy. Trump has repeatedly said the bill would “guarantee” Republican wins. (The Hill, Politico)

  • ICE Director: Goal Is to Detain Immigrants “Like Amazon Prime, But With Human Beings” — ICE Director Todd Lyons described the administration’s detention expansion strategy using the Amazon Prime logistics model. ICE is now holding 68,000+ people in detention — up from under 40,000 when Trump took office — with 10 warehouse-style detention facilities purchased and more planned. (USA Today)

  • Dem Rep. Goldman Reveals Epstein File Contradicting Trump’s Account of Relationship — Rep. Dan Goldman publicly disclosed an Epstein file that undermines Trump’s claim of only peripheral association with Epstein. Bondi is already under fire for allegedly mismanaging the files’ release, deepening scrutiny ahead of her April 14 subpoena appearance. (The New Republic)

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  • As the Trump administration continues to shift its Iran war narrative – while some military commanders tell their troops that it is “biblically sanctioned” and will usher in the end of times

  • DOJ Now Says It WILL Defend Law Firm Executive Orders — Less than 24 hours after telling a court it was abandoning appeals against four law firms, DOJ reversed course with no explanation. The whiplash highlights the administration’s internal chaos and willingness to weaponize the legal system even when they know they’ll lose.

  • ICE Mass Surveillance Targeting American Citizens and Activists — Major NPR investigation reveals DHS is using a “broad web of surveillance tools” not just against immigrants but against U.S. citizens critical of its policies. The report documents ICE agents:

    • Addressing observers by name
    • Following them to their homes
    • Using facial recognition via “Mobile Fortify” app
    • Agent caught on video telling observer: “We have a nice little database, and now you’re considered a domestic terrorist.”
  • Records Confirm ICE Slashed 240 Hours from Training — Washington Post obtained documents showing ICE cut over 40% of its basic training program to rush agents into the field. Eliminated: firearms practice, fitness training, legal authority instruction, case processing. Over 900 under trained agents now deployed nationwide. A whistle-blower first raised the alarm; records now confirm it.

  • ICE Arrests Tripled in Arizona in FY2025 — ICE data shows arrests rose from 149/month pre-Trump to 513/month in FY2025. Arizona detentions hit 6,000 in first 10 months of Trump’s term. Neighborhood and workplace raids now commonplace.

March 2, 2026

  • Hegseth Now Using Title “Secretary of War” — Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth briefed reporters using the archaic title, which the U.S. abandoned in 1947. A not-so-subtle messaging choice.

  • DOJ Abandons Defense of Trump’s Executive Orders Targeting Law Firms — The administration dropped appeals against four firms (Perkins Coie, WilmerHale, Jenner & Block, Susman Godfrey) after judges ruled the orders unconstitutional. The catch: 9 other firms already caved and agreed to provide nearly $1 billion in free legal services to Trump administration initiatives. Paul Weiss alone committed $40 million.

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